huffingtonpost:

WHY THIS WOMAN WOULD RATHER READ HARRY POTTER EROTICA THAN WATCH PORN

When spoken word artist Brenna Twohy tells you that she is an unabashed devotee of all things “Potterotica” — erotic fiction based in the magical universe of Harry Potter — your response probably shouldn’t be that her taste is “unrealistic.” 

Watch her full monologue here. 

(Source: National Poetry Slam uploaded by Button Poetry)

blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

(Source: memewhore)

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

(Source: brokenimagephotos)

dopexthrone:

My kitty, Poe.

dopexthrone:

My kitty, Poe.

do-not-touch-my-food:

Mac and Cheese
xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

Me
inkedmag:

Amazing #underboob piece from @jamesdeantatttos #inkedmag #freshlyinked #inkedshop #tattoos #tattoo #art #inkedgirls

inkedmag:

Amazing #underboob piece from @jamesdeantatttos #inkedmag #freshlyinked #inkedshop #tattoos #tattoo #art #inkedgirls

relahvant:

sykeopath:

what

ONWARD SEBASTIAN

relahvant:

sykeopath:

what

ONWARD SEBASTIAN

(Source: lavagoth)

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

b-n-dslife:

I caved and bought cute things.

bridget-malfoy-stilinski-hale:

I love them so much!!